Polar Bear and Ted Cruz Attempt Sign-up for Universal Healthcare

"Hey, have they got anything for me?"

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"Shit!"

He's been busy vetting  #TedCruzCampaignSlogans, but since his wife has stepped down from her gig with the "crony capitalists" at Goldman Sachs, Senator Cruz has needed to sign up for healthcare. His pal the polar bear, fired from his gig as a Republican spokes-bear for climate science, hopes solutions exist for him.